AstroGuide is entertainment. It does not predict certain future events. It is not a substitute for medical, mental-health, financial, or legal advice.
This page exists because the universe is large and the law is specific. We'd like to say both things in the same gentle tone.
What this app is
AstroGuide is a piece of consumer entertainment software in the long tradition of astrological reflection. It uses real astronomical data and language models to produce personal, readable text about the symbolic positions of planets at the time of your birth and at the present moment.
It is intended to be useful in the same way that a quiet conversation with a thoughtful friend is useful: as something to think with, not something to obey.
What this app is not
- It is not a medical device and does not diagnose, treat, or prevent any condition. If you are unwell — physically or mentally — please talk to a qualified medical professional. Your therapist is more useful than your Saturn return.
- It is not financial advice. Don't make investment, business, or money decisions on the basis of a transit. Talk to a licensed advisor.
- It is not legal advice. If you are in a legal situation, talk to a lawyer.
- It is not a prediction service. The texts describe symbolism, not certainty. No specific future event is being foretold.
- It is not a substitute for human judgement. The chart is a mirror; the choices are yours.
What we are responsible for
We are responsible for being honest about what AstroGuide is, for keeping your data safe (see Privacy), for the quality of the prose we generate, and for fixing things when they break.
What we are not responsible for
We are not responsible for decisions made on the basis of the app's outputs. The disclaimer above is not legal hand-waving — it's the actual scope of what we promise and what we don't.
If you're in crisis
If you are in immediate danger to yourself or others, please reach a real human professional right now. A few entry points:
- International — findahelpline.com
- UK — Samaritans, 116 123
- US — 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, call or text 988
- RU — Telefon Doveriya, 8-800-2000-122 (free, anonymous, 24/7, for any age)
The stars can wait.
This disclaimer is part of AstroGuide's Terms of Service and is incorporated by reference.